Chicken Town Journal

Once Upon a Cock-a-doodle-doo! At the nursery, it was Story Time, and I just happened to be kneeling next to the building. Adriana skimmed through her "Tales of Great Fun" book. "Let me see," she said. "What story shall we read today? Oh! Here's a fun one! 'Romeo and Juliet', by Willy Shakespeare. 'One glorious morning, a pretty pullet named Juliet was walking by the Sheers kingdom.' Now July was a tough little pullet, so don't be surprised at what's next. 'At the gate were two guards with no armor. 'No problem.' said Juliet. She punched the guards in the beak and opened the gate. Failing at opening it up, She walked back home. 'JULIET!' said her loud and mighty father. 'HOW DARE YOU DISOBEY MY WORDS! I WILL SEND YOU TO THE PUNISHMENT ROOM!' Juliet was sent to the punishment room, and a cockerel was inside. 'Hello Juliet. It's me, Romeo.' 'Oh, Romeo! You shouldn't be here!' Juli...

A Sales-Hen Welcome boys, there's a new single gal in town! The bachelors have been flockin' all round that sales-hen. If you're lookin' for a hen, come over to Chicken Town. Gertrude McCluck has been investigating this because she doesn't want anybody flockin' together unless it's fair n' square. She just came over here to see if she can find some of those young cockerels. Her name is Sandy May. She seems to go for Francoise. Is it there, or is it fake? She's been here for a week and I don't know much about her. She's a beautiful German Spitzhauben. The boys prance around her, wondering who she might be.   Francoise Sandy May     pictures from Meyer Hatchery   The Pastors "Who is he? Who is he? Who is he, in the black suit?" they asked. The citizens of Chicken Town have met Pastor Rudy Hopkins and Pastor Benjamin Eggsitter of Catherine Street First Chicken Church of God, bu...