Chicken Town Weekly
Ongoing Trial Continues This trial began as a simple little quip. Now it's turned into the biggest case since that Affee girl tried to glue herself to the supermarket window. Judge Tilly argues greatly against letting the suspect go. And, if you don't know the whole story, let us tell you. Little Tommie Herbert was a paperboy. He delivered Chicken Town Weekly to every door in town. He is an orphan cockerel who, luckily, skipped over boot camp and went into town. He quickly got a job in the supermarket, where he was a cashier. But he was spotted flirting with a customer. So they fired him. What catches our suspicion, is that he got a job at the Chicken Town Hotel, the building that he robbed recently. He was a housekeeper, an innocent job. But he was caught getting too close to a customer's egg, which got him fired again. So, we hired Herbert, an unlucky cock that just needed someone to believe in him. But late one night, when we dropped off the papers he was to deliver...