February, 2014

Get to meet the Citizens

Here in Chicken Town we have allot of important people. Drake, Jemima and Rebbecca are the actors of the Old Grimy Water Circus. Just in case you didn't know, they are ducks. Not chickens. Betty runs the salon that is in front the tractor door in Chicken Town. First you will see the Chicken Hotel that is a big white building that the citizens sleep in at night. It is perfectly safe when Fifi and Speckles are here to the rescue. Their former names are Pussnboots and Blackshadow. If you didn't know, the circus is south of the hotel. Then slimy and dirty is the Chicken Cafe. This is where they chill and wait for the Charity Food people to come by. Then if you go west and turn to the north, you are very likely to find the Chicken Supermarket. Then go south and you will find the Morning to My Babe Restaurant that is very much like Apple Bee's. Then go west again and you will find the Chicken Town Police Office. You will find Baxter Futter. He got baptised last Sunday. If you go around Blackberry Hill, you will find the park that has even more helpful stores. Let's say Betty Boob's Breast Cancer Center that you go to to get well. Or, Cook Castle. Or, Dew Romance Palace! Just ask around for clucks and coos and you'll find your way around!

Baxter the Prisoner

 Baxter Futter is in jail because he kept forcing Della to marry him. It is an ugly story but I will tell. One day, Baxter Futter's brothers went to war. It was very ugly because they all got killed. Then, after the police had kept him for a while, they let him associate with the ladies in Chicken Town. He kept associating with one certain hen, Della. I think I can describe the horror of the fact. There was a big tear where Baxter had stuck his claws in Della's wings. Poor thing. It is too sad what had happened. I don't know why, but it just happened. Roosters are so cruel. They don't know why it is important for themselves to respect the hens. They don't know that its not respectful to just jump on the hens whenever he wants! That's the story of why he's in jail. 

Della the Spoiled

Della is the most spoiled pullet in chicken town! She has a mink coat, three inch high heeled shoes, five two piece swimsuits, a laptop, a dog and a cat, and even a kitchen of her own!Her family, the Tuvelers are very happy that she's almost ready for college. We are going to have a big celebration at Chicken Town! Nobody miss the big graduation party on the fourth of July! Everyone, celebrate on one of your favorite holidays! More about Della is that she curls her hair every morning with her mother and she works on machines with her dad so shes pretty and handy! Everyone loves her so when she goes back to school from a break she'll find a balloon that says

 "Welcome Back Della!"

 It is good for her to have that experience so she's gonna be OK. you will love her too when you see the pictures of her. All of the cockerels stand up straight when Della comes by. " Hey guys." she says. " Nice posture. Would you like to come with me to the park this evening and catch some fireflies? They are really good tasting this time of year. What do ya say Frank. Wanna come with me?" He is so embarrassed.  

Polly Election

Polly, the sheriff's pet parrot is in an election. We will meet at the center of town and see who thinks that Polly should be a citizen. She doesn't have to live in town, she just has to go there at least once a week with the sheriff. Do you think she should become a citizen? Comment on this post to decide. Polly has to go to the salon on Friday so she won't be there until Saturday or something. 

" Whoever lives in Chicken Town that votes for Polly shall get fifteen dollars reward." I said. " Vote for me. Vote for me. Caw caw." A purple head has she, with a neck and tail a perfect green. Blue wings to blend in with the sky. A pretty red body to match, and the rest of her features are yellow. Most of the citizens in Chicken Town have voted already. They all voted for Polly. We'll see if she wins. She can't wait until she gets to go to town.  I know you can do it Polly. Let's just hope that she wins. Would you like to vote before it's too late? You can vote next year if you can't vote before April twenty first. She is very polite and doesn't talk bad or say mean things. She never shakes her tail at anyone to make fun of them. And never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever spits at anyone. When she doesn't want someone around she just goes

" Caw." She bites her feathers though. And just occasionally she makes bubbles in her mouth.

Tilly Rickenbacker's Death


Tilly Rickenbacker, the queen of Chicken Town, died two days ago. All of the citizens are really sad. She shall never be forgotten, but there shall be a Tilly the Second. We are getting Barnevelders,  and Black Australorps. We have two breeds to choose from. It will not be easy, because Tilly was also the best member of the Chicken Town Church of the Holy One. Everyone is dismal of her death. If you could pray for the right breed of queen, it would really help. Jemima wants to be queen of Chicken Town, but she already has a name. I tried to explain but she kept quacking on.

A Real Patriot

Miss Tippy, a member of the Gossip Committee, says that her father's father's father fought in the Battle of Chicken Town. She sings a song every day. It goes like this:
                         America the Beautiful

Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for amber waves of grain!
For purple mountain majesties, above the fruited plain!
America! America! God shed His grace on thee.
And crown thy good with brotherhood from sea to shining sea!

" That was beautiful." says everyone on the streets. They beg her to sing it again but she says, " Now now. There is no reason to flatter me about my singing. Now please. Once a day is all I need." She also sings General Cockarooa's song. It goes like this:

                  My Beautiful Chicken Town


Mine is Mine. Yours is yours. But there is one place for us to share. People stay home, all day long, but there is one place with plenty to do. No one goes out of town, unless their elders tell them to, my beautiful Chicken Town. It's mine, mine, mine. Yours, yours, yours. Every ones favorite town!