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Fun in the Rain
Have you ever stayed out in the rain for a little while? It is very fun to do so. One day I went out to town. It was as muddy as ever. I went to the SUPERMARKET. Then I went to the park. I had a really good time. I was talkin to the ladies, took a walk with Drake Puddleduck, and I also went to the GOSSIP COMMITTEE HOME GROUP. Buttercup was there ( Buttercup is the fattest Citizen in town) Betty Boop was outside, and Vira was there too. Lou was there, Katie was there, and even Hazel Quopper! ( Hazel Quopper is the richest chicken in town! ) Then I stopped at the school called ABCDE CHICK. Then everyone ran for cover. I shouted " If Drake or one of the Puddleduck's got caught, we would be in humongous trouble. But if one of the other citizens did, we would be just fine."
" Are you saying that we have tiny brains?!" asked Regina Harrison.
Then it started to rain. I encouraged them to run for cover (well, maybe not all the way) and wondered if I should leave town, or hide with the citizens. Then Big Daddy called. I ran back, hoping the citizens would make it.
No More Cougar
Speckles, our dear cougar died today. He was chasing another boy cat across the street. Well, it could happen to anyone, but he got run over. The same thing happened to one of the first cats I had. Golders, one of the cops, is crying. Fifi, or Pussnboots, is crying his eyeballs out. Poor Blackshadow. He is with his mother now. We will see him again in Heaven. Pray for poor Fifi. He is just devastated. The sad news came to me about ten o'clock. Big Daddy told Big Mama, and Big Mama told me. Drake Puddleduck said
"Well at least he wont be terrifying my girls. The only dangerous tool we need around here is you." I put up my fists and said "I am dangerous, but I am NOT A TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Ya right. You should be called the Screwdriver of Chicken Town. You are really skinny." said Rebbecca. "Or you could be called the Useless Wrench." added Jemima. "I wasn't finished sis. Now where was I. Oh yes! You and Shelby should Be called The Mutts." said Rebbecca. "I am not a MUTT! I am a pure breed Golden Retriever." shouted Shelby. So the beginning of a sad day, turned out to be going in the Gossip Committee Gossip Booklet. I hope you all are not crying.
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